1968 Ford XL Convertible - It's Not My Problem

 

Lou Holtz, the famous football coach, is famous for saying, "90-percent of people don't care about your problems, 10-percent are glad you have them". With this 1968 Ford XL convertible that's full of problems, I'm just glad it's not my problem. 

My heart goes out to the seller because I know how hard it is to sell a basket case and how much it sucks to have sunk a ton of money into something and take a loss. That's the risk we take with "barn finds"; they're rarely the simply dusty relics you see on TV shows or on YouTube. They're more like this thing that gives a decent first impression but then you get to know it better. Asking price? $4,500. 

What you get for your money is a top-of-the-line 1968 Ford rag top whose rear quarters are rusting out, the floor pan the rear seat sits on is "soft", the front seat upholstery is torn up, the dash is cracked, and its 390-cu. in., 2-bbl V-8 only turns over if you squirt starter fluid into the carburetor the seller claims needs a rebuild. Could be a bad fuel pump. Could be both. Who knows. 

At least the convertible top works, where rust isn't poking through the paint is fair, and you'd get these genuine imitation knock-off fake wire wheel covers that, even if they were "real", shouldn't be on the car in the first place. That's a minor quibble compared to everything else that's wrong here. 

There's no mention of the condition of the frame, but the soggy rear seat pan tells me there's more to the rust story than they're disclosing. Get this thing up on a lift. 

I feel a kinship for full-size '68 Ford's since my dad had a '68 Ranch Wagon that was in this color. Being a Ranch Wagon meant it was a bone-stripper, rental car special which it actually was. He bought it from Hertz, "out at the airport". 

Dad's wagon had none of the niceties this has, so this is like peering into the life of some rich person and seeing how they once lived. Power brakes, carpeting, wood trim and it's a is a convertible? Holy indulgence, Batman. I see these cars as tarted up rentals first and have to make the long putt mentally to justify them as even semi-luxury cars.

What happens to lumps like this, y'know? I see the crusher in the near future for it. I hope I'm wrong. This wreck is like seeing a bad accident on the freeway. You're concerned in the moment then you pass by and it's out of your mind. It's not your problem. Nore is it mine. 

1968 Galaxie XL Convertible, 390 2 bbl. Would be a great driver with a little love. Has decent paint except for the swapped hood. Seats are split and dash cracked. Convertible top works great. Has the common quarter rust and soft rear seat floor but pretty solid car overall. Will need carb rebuilt and tank. Does run on starting fluid. Title in hand.

Lakewood, OH

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1986 Buick Regal - The Most "1980's" Car of the 1980's

 

Looks like someone traded in Grand Pa's old, mint condition 1986 Buick Regal Limited and the dealership is trying to make a handsome profit on it. Quick check of NADA and J.D. Power and these things, in theory at least, can sell for as high as $15,000 in pristine condition. This just in,that's what this is pegged at right now. 

I don't care if you've got Bill Gates cabbage, fifteen-thousand-dollars is a lot of money, and I find it vexing anyone would spend it on such a yawner of a garden variety car. Just because a car is old, doesn't mean it's worth anything. At most, this is a $7,500 car I hope someone gets for closer to $5,000. Seeing this thing is stuck at a dealership, that's not likely to happen. No doubt this will get wholesaled and sold to car lot\financing front after car lot\financing front until someone bites on it. Someone will but, again, it's got to be at the right price. And 15G ain't the right price. 

This car is not without its merits as it's the last of its kind in many ways. It's a rear-wheel-drive, body on a framer that has a big engine room so it's appealing to hot-rodders. The idea of turning this into the sleeper of Grand Pa's dreams, make that nightmares, is alluring. Given the cost of admission to this retro '80's party, however, coupled with what it would cost to get you there, personally, I could never get the numbers to work. 

However, if you're looking for the most "1980's car" you can buy, forget DeLorean's, Mustang GT's, Trans Am's and GNX', this is your ride. Muted hues, soft interior. squishy suspension, flaccid engine, fake wire wheel covers. At least the original buyer had the good sense to skip the vinyl top option. 

Buick built these cars from 1978 through 1987 on General Motor's downsized for 1978 intermediate chassis and shares much mechanically and structurally with quite similar offerings from Chevrolet, Pontiac, and Oldsmobile from the same time period. Oldsmobile actually built a Cutlass on this platform halfway into the 1988 model year. Cadillac never got what are referred to in certain circles as a "G-body". 

As someone who came of age in the 1980's and had a front seat for all the shenanigans that went on from 1980 through 1989, trust me, it wasn't always the frothy, neon-glow joyride it's made out to be these days. You want to experience what the '80's were really like firsthand? Take a ride in a grocery getter like Grand Pa's old Buick here. It'll have you throwing your Wham! cassette out the window quicker than this thing can go from zero-to-sixty. 

1972 Dodge Challenger - What Killed the Muscle Car?

This 1972 Dodge Challenger coupe is yet another the current owner wants to unload rather than stuff away in winter storage. Asking price is $29,500. Whoa, nellie. That's a lot of (don't say it) green! 

If the muscle car party was waning by the time Dodge introduced the "Challenger" in 1970, it was all but over by 1972. On the Challenger, the HEMI was dead, the 383- and 440-cu. in. V-8's were gone too. The R/T was replaced with something lame called the "Rallye" that supposedly made them more "insurance friendly".  

That was funny considering for 1972, they could be ordered with a "340-Six Pack", Chrysler's 340-cu. in. V-8 topped with the three two-barrel Holley carburetors that supposedly cranked out 290-horsepower and 345-lb. ft. And those were net numbers too. Pundits believe those numbers were underrated as a '72 Challenger Rallye with a "340-6" was clocked zero-to-sixty in 5.8-seconds. For '73, the Six Pack was history, the 340 sent to the dumpster by 1974, the last year for these tender morsels. 

What killed the muscle car? It wasn't the gas crisis, safety or emissions regulations, kids. It was insurance company surcharges on anything remotely construed as a performance car. 

But this green machine is not a "Rallye" not to mention it doesn't have a "Six Pack". It has a 318-cu. in. "station wagon engine", at least it doesn't have a sixer. Not throwing shade at our beloved "Slant Six" either; these cars weigh some 3,500-pounds, there's only so much you can ask from six carbureted cylinders in the early '70's. That there's fresh paint on it in a car with just 85,000-miles on it is a little disconcerting. Oh, there's warning signs and red flags everywhere here. CarFax data only goes back to 1991.

I don't see any signs of a power steering pump so along with no A/C, so, hoo-boy, this one is going to be one hot and steamy handful in summer. If my wife was to approve the purchase order for this, it would be under protest. 

Geezle Peet, for thirty grand they couldn't have sprung to fix the driver's side bucket? 

The '80's vintage audio system looks as out of place as Culture Club opening up for Bob Seger too. I know thirty-grand doesn't buy what it used to but c'mon. 

Green is my least favorite color for cars, so, I don't know if there's a price that would make me fork over any of my green for it. 

Good news for buyers, seems the market for "classics" is flattening these days. That's also bad news for when they go to sell them. For the last forty-years, nostalgia has driven the market on cars like this, perhaps their timeless "cool" as well to some degree but the harsh reality is, they're not good cars. They handle like trucks, they're noisy, uncomfortable break easily and often too. You better be handy or know someone who is. 

Those under 50-years-old, especially those under 40 especially, have a limited or no sense of context for these cars. They get behind the wheel of one and they're most likely to say, "cool car but what the hell is wrong with this thing".