Powered by no less than Chrysler's at one time heroically powerful 3.5 liter, SOHC, 24 valve V-6, the Pacifica was, get this, slower than the Patriot we rented. Toting 250 horsepower, how could that be? Seriously, this thing was so stuck in the mud slow that I thought that something was either wrong with the engine or that the emergency brake was stuck on.
Nope. No such luck. Plain and simple the Pacifica had a weight problem; 4700 pounds of weight problem. Let's put that in perspective - my old man's 1972 Cadillac De Ville weighed 4700 pounds and that was considered massively heavy back then. 2 1/2 tons, that's a lot of weight to off set and Chrysler probably should have had at least their 4.7 liter OHC V-8 under hood not to mention a transverse mounted HEMI V-8. That would have been interesting, don't ya think?
No dice. Shoe horning in a V-8 would have required modifying the minivan chassis that the Pacifica rides on. Shame too since aside from the very sluggish engine I kind of liked the Pacifica and for more reasons than just its handsome good looks. By the way, try as they might have, the Pacifica is and was a minivan. It rode down the same assembly line as other Chrysler mini vans and despite some hacking and sawing, it's got for all intents and purposes the same chassis. Not unlike Honda using their Odyssey chassis for their fabulous Pilot and Acura MDX. Oh, and there has never been a V-8 powered mini van. Seeing that the world has gone turbo in line 4 crazy these days, it would appear that there never will be. Even V-6 engines are on the lamb it would seem.
Contemporary road tests, which were very kind over all to it, described the Pacifica's acceleration as "relaxed" in AWD Pacifica models so I know it was not just me finding this thing as slow as a brick. By 2017 standards this now thirteen year old Pacifica made the wonky CVT Patriot seem down right sporty by comparison. Side note, can you believe that 2004 was now thirteen years ago?
The Pacifica had smooth, if not numb handling and the brakes scrubbed off what if any speed I was able to garner. Traffic in Jupiter in winter time is quite heavy what with all the snowbirds escaping the tundra that is the northern reaches of the country and beyond. Lots of Canadians down there btw. Nicest people. You get any vehicle up to anything above 15 miles per hour along its clogged roadways and you feel like you're at the 500.
The throne like seats were very comfortable and the sound system, despite it's complexity sounded great.
Perhaps I'm a sucker for speed or still a child at heart but I couldn't wait to get my hands back on our little Patriot as soon as possible. What's more, when we got back to Cleveland I wanted to kiss the plastic engine cover on our Vortec 5300 powered Chevy Tahoe. Amazing that anyone would purchase a vehicle so underpowered but again, that's just me.
The Chrysler Pacifica was a great idea for Chrysler but it either spurred development of the cross over vehicles that we know today or it had poor timing. Within a year or two after its introduction, smaller, more nimble, stylish, utility based vehicles began being offered by virtually every manufacturer. Including Chrysler. Those types of vehicles that are relegating not only minivans to second tier status but are endangering the future of sedans. The Pacifica, which again was marketed as a "Sports Tourer" and not a minivan, was discontinued by Chrysler after model year 2008. Ironies of ironies it's back for 2017. As an unapologetic "minivan".
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