Seeing that for all intents and purposes my favorite vehicle type is all but none existent these days, it would have been somewhat fitting had I been run over by the Florida tagged, red, 2004-2008 Toyota Solara convertible driven by an Alta Cocker in the parking lot of the open-air mall near our home the other day. For the record, if I was to be taken out by a personal luxury car I would prefer it to be a 1970's Chrysler Cordoba, Chevrolet Monte Carlo or Pontiac Grand Prix. It was a gorgeous albeit somewhat chilly summer day and Grand Pa, decked out in a golf attire, rolled through the crosswalk oblivious to the signs warning motorists to stop for pedestrians. What's more, with the top and windows up and no doubt the Tony Bennet wafting through his cabin, he didn't hear my profanity laced tirade that bounced off the over styled body of his Solara.
Incidentally, "Alta Cocker" is a Yiddish expression often used in a derogatory manner to describe people of a certain age. Usually an old man. My apologies for perpetuating stereo types but if the moob-hugging golf shirt fits so be it.
Yeah, yeah. We all make unconscious mistakes every now and then and cutting Grand Pa some slack, he probably was completely unaware that he nearly killed someone. Or at least injured them severely. I'll apologize for my public display of profanity, it's just when it comes to my life and limb I tend to get a little heated under the collar when some out-of-towner in a clown car almost impales me with its front end.
Despite the fact they check nearly every box on cars I hold near and dear, I've never been a fan of the Toyota Solara. Especially these "second generation" 2004-2008 models. Toyota pushed out these Camry-based coupes between 1999 and 2008 in two "generations".
The half-baked 1999-2003 models (above) are fairly interesting with their tops down much in the same way an early '70's GM "B-body" convertible does but with the top up forget it. Forget the fixed roof versions too.
These 2004-2008's look like they got caught in a taffy pull and lost. Especially the convertibles where the lack of a fixed roof makes the rear end hang out like an overweight person who's sans pantaloons. Yes, there was a coupe version as well that's only marginally less zaftig looking.
The Solara wasn't Toyota's first foray into the world of a two-door Camry. Back in 1993, Toyota offered a coupe version of their then new Camry but it was really nothing more than what it was; a Camry for people, err, like me, who wouldn't be caught dead in a four-door sedan. Well, the problem was, as you can see, it was nothing more than a Camry four-door with two less doors. This one here even has a spoiler to tempt me even more.
When Toyota relaunched Camry for 1997 there was, mercifully, no coupe version but the first Solara, above, rolled out two seasons later. An at the time the Japanese answer to the Oldsmobile Cutlass that no one was asking for. Well, some asked and those quickly found that sliver of buyers.
The fact that today there are no four-passenger convertibles that are even remotely affordable put a chill down my spine as well. Not for the fact that I would want one, but it was telling that a vehicle type that was somewhat of a mainstay of my childhood, you know, the "family-sized" convertible not to mention the personal luxury car that could sit a young family comfortably, has become extinct. Except of course for well-preserved examples like the one that Alta Cocker drove, made me feel old and out of sync with current trends and morays.
Slipping behind the wheel of my nineteen-year old Chevrolet Monte Carlo didn't make me feel any hipper or younger. Granted, I quickly shrugged it off like I did my near death experience but still. No one likes to feel older than they are.
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